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Schopenhauer: Supervillain or Totally Right About Everything?

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PERSON: "Finally, i, Arthur Schopenhauer have gathered the five infinity rocks, which are similar but for copyright reasons distinct from any Marvel concept. "PERSON: "Everyone? That can't be right, what is your justification?"PERSON: "I will tell you!"PERSON: "So what will you do, destroy half of humanity?"PERSON: "Half? are you kidding me, Bronze man? I will kill everyone, obviously."PERSON: "You see, i have calculated everything to the finest degree, as the world's greatest philosopher, and i have come to the the stunning conclusion that..."PERSON: "Yeah i mean, life obviously sucks, so we should all just die, i thought everyone knew that."PERSON: "But life is good sometimes."PERSON: "Exactly, thus proving beyond any doubt that life is shit, and there is nothing we can do about it."PERSON: "Just don't kill everyone!"PERSON: "Really? You are enjoying life?"PERSON: "I mean, not so much right now, because i'm pretty anxious about the end of the world. "

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